I got tagged

Arghhhh....! I wrote everything and then *poof!* it disappeared. So geram.

Anyway, I got tagged by Patrick to do this "If I could be..." thingie. Had to pass it on to three others...so the unfortunate three are my sister, Puay and Chan. :P

Aw hell, this sure beats working for now...

So it goes like this. Below is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers. Here's that list :

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer...
If I could be a monkey's uncle...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a bible archaeologist...
If I could be an Ah Beng...
If I could be an Elvis impersonator...
If I could be an Ah Lian...
If I could be a sexologist...
If I could be a prostitute...
If I could be a world famous blogger...
If I could be a Pope....
If I could be a dominatrix...
If I could be Figwit (for those of you who don't know who Figwit is, google him! I tell you, I was laughing so hard!)...

I had coloured those that I had added to the list. So here is my take on the five choices:

If I could be a doctor, I would be a forensic pathologist. Too many working on the living, too little on the dead.

If I could be Figwit, god, I am laughing so hard..........

If I could be a dominatix, I would be...*censored*

If I could be a monkey's uncle, I would be....hell, who the *toot* wants to be a monkey's uncle???

If I could be a jedi, I would personally lightsaber George Lucas for that poor excuse of a movie, Attack of the Clones. Guy had watched too many Bollywood love movies. Leave it to the pros, please!